Pls, take a GOOD look at urself

Im not here to judge but i really think some pple needs to stand in front of the mirror and take a long hard look at themselves.
i saw something a few days ago and it makes me very uncomfortable. This involves a couple: a 50+ local man with a young foreign lady in her late 20's. Something seems fishy but nothing's really wrong with that. However when she start asking me where is the pregnancy kit.... hmm...

I dun mean to judge becos who am I to do so but when that idiotic man is so long sighted that he cant even see the price tag on the product he's holding... and still chanting "no price means free, no price means free"
he really gets on my nerves. So since im the pissed pharmacist of the neighbourhood, i have a certain amount of nastiness and sarcastism i have to uphold. I turned the product to the side where the price tag is and said to him :"Sir, if there is a price tag and yet u cant see, u have to pay double" with smile of course :)

Despite his laughter to cover up his embarrassment... There are more things i feel like saying to him like:

1. why bother abt the pregnancy kit, dun think ur surviving swimmers can swim that far anymore
2. How long since u take a look into a shiny thing called THE MIRROR and see ur shiny bald head in the reflection?
3. If u wan to refill ur viagra, mebe u wan to come back on senior citizen day so its going to be cheaper for u, uncle..
4. The idea of u and that young lady literally makes me sick.. So pls pay for the slimming tea at the cashier ASAP and get out of my shop before i tell u off, u dirty old man.