Saturday, May 19, 2007

Attn all freaks, Stop calling the pharmacy!!

A colleague sent out an email warning us abt this prank call. Apparently a guy has called her pharmacy regarding some problem with the size of his reproductive organ and how the condom dun fill him becos its too small and how it keeps slipping off during action blah blah blah...

My colleague has professionally told him if there is problems with the fitting, there are other alternatives like oral contraceptives for his gal but he kept harping on his tiny winy. Finally he said he will call other pharmacies for second opinion...

Anyway, this reminds me of other weird phone calls I have received throughout my * years of retail experience.
  1. Crazy guy with a itchy reproductive organ but keep empathising the comment made by his doctor. "I dunno why but my doc say that my p**** looks very cute" Maybe what the doc meant to say was it looks like a weird castus with all the genital herpes sores growing on it.
  2. Seriously menopausal woman calling me every week at the pharmacy I work once a month. Keep repeating the same questions over and over again abt soy phytoestrogens and whether it causes cancer and whether its suitable for her and blah blah blah. It makes me feels like I going through menospausal too, and EVERY MONTH.
  3. Idiotic office workers calling me to ask me all sorts of questions and pass me to their colleagues for more free consultation. Hey, Im working now, are U?
  4. Paranoidal osteoporosis woman who calls and calls about which brand of calcium i would recommend, which is the best brand, how long has this brand been on the market, how many tablets to take, any side effects, would i take them myself and blah blah blah... All i can say abt this brand of calcium is that it has been on the market since dino has walked on this earth and needed some calcium to prevent osteroporis. Happy now?

Thats all for now but im sure there will be more coming my way, or my phone line. And on behalf of all pharmacists to all freaks out there, who are reading my blog now, pls STOP CALLING US!!

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