When I say..

When I say: Can u come over here and take a look?

I meant: Dun stand there like an idiot.



When I say: Payment in front

I meant: IN FRONT, NOT outside



When I say: Cashier in front (after u hav asked me a tonne of stupid questions)

I meant: Will u please get out of my face?



When I say: I dunno

I meant: I REALLY DUNNO which hair color suits u best, I think its best u shave ur head



When I say: It will be better for you to counsel your doctor

I meant: Why are you still STANDING here!! Run to ur doctor NOW!!


When I say: Im sorry, u cant buy this without a script and I dun have this in stock too

I meant: I have this item right in my cupboard now, Haha


When I remain silent (bcos u say thank you or u appreciate my help)

I meant: I dun appreciate your APPRECIATION